Midnight Taco Run

My chauffeur, Brian Coleman, reminded me that last night AFTER the bar we made a run to the Jack In the Box right down the street from our house...for tacos. First time I've ever tried Jack in the box tacos. They were surprisingly tasty. The meat, if that's what you want to call it, was ground up so fine that at first I thought it was refriend beans. I imagine the ground beef is the leftovers they have on slaughterhouse the floor that they scoop up into a big pile. Well this JIB meat is the leftovers from that pile of leftovers. It's like meat twice removed. In fact, I am not positive they are allowed to call them meat tacos. I just checked their website and they talk extensively about their tortillas, but not a single word about the "meat". I actually found the tortilla to be the tastiest part of the taco, with a sweet flavor. The taco sauce was also quite sweet, so the whole thing tasted like desert...a deep fried, sugary desert, with some meat powder in the middle. Mmmm good.